Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2010 18:39:21 GMT -5
Holy crap everyone (every customer I have spoken to today) is weird and annoying today.
Stop it!
|
|
|
|
Post by songswithoutwords on Mar 30, 2010 18:58:31 GMT -5
No.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2010 19:13:30 GMT -5
See what I mean?
LOL
|
|
|
|
Post by mscherer on Mar 30, 2010 19:50:07 GMT -5
mybrainhurts,
Anything there that can be used in a story? Revenge of the Zombie customers, maybe? ;D
Keep Writing!
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2010 0:34:54 GMT -5
More like:
Computer Tech Massacre!
Logline: Overworked tech support guru finally cracks during full moon and distributes a diabolical virus that actually electrocutes his customers when they act stupid.
TECH
Thank you for calling Shortbus Technologies, how can I help you?
CUSTOMER
My freaking computer will not work since the last time YOU touched it.
TECH
According to my records, we worked on your computer six months ago, and it was handled by another member of our team. Has it worked over the past six months?
CUSTOMER
Yes, but I know YOU did something to it. I cant find my folder called "save"
TECH
Let me connect and take a look.
CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK
TECH
I did a search and I found 6,872 folders called "Save". Why do you have all these folders?
CUSTOMER
Well, I don't want to lose anything so whenever I create a new file, I make a new save folder.
TECH
There is one in your Recycle Bin. Is that it?
CUSTOMER
Yes! You are amazing! How did you find that?
TECH
Click on Start, Settings, DIE!!!
BZZZZZZZZZ
|
|
|
|
Post by songswithoutwords on Apr 1, 2010 6:30:09 GMT -5
LOL
|
|
